Ben

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The famous structure from London known as 'Big Ben' has been dismantled than no other than the mad scientist, Ball Locks. The madman decided to give this structure the brain of a tortoise, the limbs of a brick, and the clothes of Sir Shift Face himself. While Ball locks struggled with whipping up a name for his clockwork creation, it departed his labs and set off for a delightful walk in the park. By the time he decided to name it 'Ben' It was never seen again.