H.A.R.D.B.O.I.L.E.D. Steam Robot

Description from original post (created 2011-11-11 16:30):

The Hydro Aquatic Rotisserie Dynamic Burning Oil-less Inter-coolant Drone, Or H.A.R.D.B.O.I.L.E.D., was an attempt at making an automaton that can cook hot dogs and other delicious rotisserie foods using only steam power technology, and 186 Bunsen burners. As an engineering masterpiece, the H.A.R.D.B.O.I.L.E.D. became the steam empire's greatest creation, and revolutionized modern steam technology. It has two cooling chambers: one on the front and one on the top of it's head. Sadly only one drone was made because it was so resource intensive, and it ironically over oxidized itself from the rapid amount of steam escaping it. It's command line malfunctioned due to intense rust, and it brutally slaughtered it's creators and their families. It's back pressurized plating was shattered in one of it's vicious attacks, revealing the red-hot interweaves and warning passerby of this horrendous mechanism.
This robot will try to kill you and serve you ready made sausage at the same time.