Description from original post (created 2011-08-25 16:19):
Mr. Piggy is a secret agent for MI6, the Secret Service, and the CIA. He is America's most valued asset as well as a key component to Great Britain's military success. His first name is unknown, forgotten by even his parents for security reasons. Strength(s): Planning mastermind. Prepares for just about any predicament. Like a living probability calculator. Weakness(es): Terrible fear of barbecue sauce.