Thomas McFairbottom

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Thomas McFairbottom was raised on a goggle farm as a child, where long ago his mother had gathered a crew of laborers to carry out her blueprints and create a fat-powered contraption that developed organic goggles with tightly stretched pig fats that were seasoned and dried to be highly durable yet transparent.
Thomas' father happened to be one of the workers at the time, and found Tommy's mother to be quite the lady. Soon enough, Thomas was born and raised to be a highly educated gentleman, and he soon developed some of his own minor contraptions.
One of these was a gadget that processed urine into crystals that he then used as glass in his very own home-made watches; he was a teenager at the time, and the only reason he came up with the idea was because he wanted to give one of these watches to a friend for his birthday for giggles. Another machine he made, called "Dr. Screwge", was a handheld device that converted solid iron into a gas within seconds.

Mr. McFairbottom is now in his mid-twenties, and having graduated from Scaributphun University he wants to hire a crew, like his mother did, and design a massive machine to divide by zero and contain the black hole produced.