Faceless - Hero

Description from original post (created 2012-03-28 16:55):

Once there was a guy named Facefull Bob
But one day the bad guys kidnapped him... and used evil machinery to remove his mouth, eyes, and ears!
Luckily the sky fairy was just flying nearby and she sneezed and dropped an amazing device which landed on Bob's face!
It would let him see and hear again, but he could not talk!
It would also let him fire arrows from his magical bow in an amazing rate with extreme accuracy!
Bob shot down all the baddies, and from that day forward, he swore to protect the city of Goodham from the powers of evil!
He would then be known as... THE FACELESS!

But only if you'll give me diamonds c: