Description from original post (created 2012-08-13 02:48):
THE STORY
One day an old man called Oli was in a super-market enjoying the Colours of the products.
When an elderly woman accidentally tipped a shopping-trolley sending it plunging into Oli at an incredibly slow speed, but being the weak old man he was it hurt.
There was a snapping noise and Oli was in pain and in his frustration he lunged at the woman and pushed her into a shelf of fruits and a melon fell on her head and killed her.
Oli was in trouble, he'd be taken to court charged of Manslaughter and Oli didn't have time to get a lawyer because he would miss his favorite show on telly.
So Oli went to court escorted by da powleese.
When he go there he was feeling very nervous and everybody was quite dissaproving of him.
It was for certain Oli would be sent to the big house to rot with young punks.
Just as all hope of hope was dissorting into blood sugar in Oli, a Stranger flung open the door.
He said "Sorry I'm late, but I have proof of this mans Innocence"
Oli was confused because he didn't get or ever have a lawyer.
Everyone in Court Watched a tape of the accident and the stranger said "As you can see, Oli's legs snap and he falls over onto the poor girl"
Oli was confused, it definetely wouldn't have looked like that at the scene, this guy had photoshopped it really good or something, and he somehow knew Oli's name.
Oli was charged not guilty ;D
On the way out Oli tried to talk to the stranger, but all he said was "All you must do is take the gift I send you"
When Oli was home there was a huge parcel on his desk with the words "From me" imprinted on it
Oli used his letter opener to cut the thin wrapping and saw the gift was...A melon...
All of a sudden Oli felt a strange sensation and his mouth opened intentionally and he bit down on the whole melon.
His jaw agonised his whole body which was revolting against him, but his mind was in charge.
His jaw stretched down far and finally he took his mouth off the melon and fell to the floor in agony and pain.
His jaw hurtted so much but he felt so strong.
He tried to take his pain of his jaw by slowly hitting his head on the table, leaving a huge dent.
Then, like a madman he bit the melon again and not only did he get through it but he got so very deep.
Then he threw his mouth over the cold wall and ripped a chunk off it.
He was painful again, and gripping his face he ripped one of his eyes out and almost the other, left dangling by a thread of flesh.
He grinned at his bloody hands and took a clump of the back of his head and steeped on the skin on the ground.
Then he realised something evil and disturbing.
"It can't be pain" He moaned "If others are the same.
He grinned wildly with his Ginormous jaw and set out to the world, for flesh to feast on...
Well eh, thanks lots if you read it, let me know what you think, everythings appreciated even not nice comments so eh, yeah!
- Biscuits