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(created 2012-08-13 13:08):
Introducing the 2900 Series Bulletproof SWAT uniform!
This fine product from Pyrotechnologies is the latest in PPT (Police Protective Technology).
The helmet is made from Hi-Tech Hi-Density Polymers that make Arrows and Bullets ping right off!
Included is also a RedStoneRadio brand Headset which will let your officers communicate on the field, or for kicks!
The body armor is made out of dehydrated Squid Skin, which is actually bulletproof, and a waterproof resin to prevent re-hydration (quite an advancement over the 2800 series).
Also an advancement from the 2800 series is special Slime filled padding, that conform to the body's shape and help absorb bullet impact and prevent concussions or contusions!
Disclaimer:
Pyrotechnologies and its affiliates are not responsible for rashes resulting from the squid skin. We are also not responsible for electrocution from the radios, or arrow related injuries. These are not really rated for any arrow. Or bullet. We are also not responsible for spontaneous combustion.