Description from original post (created 2012-09-06 13:53):
Hideous Hatteous
He's hideous, he's hatteous and he's after your hats
Slowly evolved from a head louse after millions of years spent trapped in a locked hat closet, he finally finished devouring all the hats and had grown the tooth power to eat his way out of the closet. Now, he searches for hat closets, hiding inside them, slowly munching on each and every hat inside. If any human were to attempt to pick up his hat, he'll go berserk, and it'll likely be the last thing they ever do.
Lock up your hats, no hat is safe
And should he grow the tooth power to eat entire buildings, no-one is safe
Feedback and constructive criticism is appreciated