Invaders Must Die

Description from original post (created 2012-05-13 07:44):

Earth's days are numbered! The planet Cuboid has arrived with armada of spaceships and a whole lot of attitude!
The ground trembles and the sky turns dark as their ships descend over capital cities. Bright beams of vibrant green tear apart buildings as though they were paper.
After weeks of destruction, chaos and fear, a loud, disembodied alien voice sounds across the skies.
"We claim this world in the name of Steve! Through our technology we shall destroy your world and randomly generate a new one! You will become slaves to our will. You will mine, but NOT CRAFT! You will gather BUT NOT SMELT! On your backs shall we extend our empire even unto the High Dimension!!!"