Description from original post (created 2012-10-30 19:13):
Introducing Redstone Robot 2.0! A walking, talking, working powerhouse of a machine! He'll do your mining and building for you while you sit on your lazy butt and watch him do all the work that YOU are supposed to be doing.
He comes in one color. Not sold in stores. Any illegal distributors of the trademark and/or model of Redstone Robot will be subjected to immediate decapitation, disembowelment, and reluctant cremation. Thank you for buying. Have a nice day.
Disclaimer: if instructions are not followed correctly, user may cause dog hickeys, aunt abuse, and Union strikes.
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Woot! Thanks so much, guys :D 