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(created 2012-08-18 07:53):
I have to give a backstory? Well, uh...
It was born when someone slammed the closet door too hard. So hard, in fact, that it caused the closet to become sentient and die at the same time.
The closet's spirit is now bound to its corpse (the closet) and whenever it needs to move, it has to drag the closet along with it.
It wants revenge against everyone who is mean or abusive to closets.
Its physical appearance is made up of the various toys that were in the closet at the time of its death, sadly the owner of the closet was a hoarder and left all their old toys in there to rot. As a result it cannot be visually comprehended and can only be seen as a mess of vivid colours. With eyes. And a mouth. Yuck.
Though chances are, it was probably just playing with little Jimmy's paint set.
It is capable of moving its mouth around its body, but keeps it on its back as a ruse - it appears harmless, but when it finds its target, it moves the mouth around to the front and devours them.
It eats people just because it likes to eat them.
Where do the eyes come from? Maybe the hoarder left a doll in their closet? Who knows.
Once a year, on the night of the full moon, when the planets are aligned or when someone turns off their bedroom light while eating a cold taco while listening to any Beatles song on full volume, the spirit breaks out of its closet to hunt down and destroy all closet abusers.
However, it can only remain unbound for 4 hours, 17 minutes, 5 seconds and 94 milliseconds for a completely unexplained and likely convoluted reason.
It is capable of moving at speeds of 9billion miles per hour but this is only when it is bound, it is too weak to pull the closet any great distance and cannot pick up speed so it only moves at 0.07 miles per hour.
When it is unbound, however, it can move at a pace of 0.9 miles per hour. The reason for this is unknown, it is thought that it injures its legs while dragging its closet around.
Whenever it happens to see its target, its eye glows red and its other eye glows yellow.
It does this just to indicate to people that it's angry and wants to attack them (it loves a good chase).
Weird, it's doing that right now... and it's staring at You. Run away!!
Be nice to closets... or else!
I know it's not very good, but I was bored. Okay?