Alpha-Bot, the Programming-Obsessed Conquerer

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Alpha-Bot, being the important robot he was in the conquest of the world, was given the chance to design his own body plating.

When asked why he incorporated letters, instead of spikes or flames, in his design, he replied,

"You are what you process, and letters make up code."

This could only happen in a twisted reality, as robots should think of programming as a melancholic task for humans, and because robots couldn't ever think of taking over the world. Especially when that means destroying letters.