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Over a thousand years ago, in 893 BC there lived a mutated creature. Everyone across the lands, feared this wild beast, solely because of it's appearance. The strange creature had the face of a man, the hooves and horns of a sheep and the body structure of a gorilla. The creature, was in fact harmless, though no man knew this as no man had seen it for themselves. The creature was a vegetarian, his favourite meal was satay ice with a side of water. He often liked to enjoy some marinated leaves, but considering these were quite unhealthy for a fine creature like him, he only had them occasionally. The creature ate pretty much anything he could find. The arctic gorilla sheep man was known to be an amazing chef, his meals were full of exotic flavours. English Eskimos who came upon this creature begged for a taste, they mustn't have known the creature speaks French, not English. The creature lives kilometers underground, he has incredible hearing thus doesn't want to be disturbed when sleeping. His home is quite similar to a hobbit hole, it's fairly small but still comfortable. The arctic gorilla sheep man is a master of all trades, although his hooves make simple tasks complicated and difficult. The creature has abnormal powers, therefore he doesn't need jumpers of any kind, and can stand extreme temperatures. He is quite shy, as soon as he sees a seal or polar bear, he quickly jumps back into his hobbit hole. The creature hates being indifferent, he avoids interaction from most living things. He lives in the middle of Antarctica, but sometimes ventures off south. This creature lives for thousands possibly millions of years. Perhaps he still exists. Sadly, since there is only one arctic gorilla sheep man, he cannot mate. Once the species dies off, they will be forever extinct. No one can save the poor species.