Description from original post (created 2013-09-25 10:41):
Reel in 8 minutes lol
Story:
We are at the police station.
Officer: Before we start talking about what you did, I first want to hear a bit about your life. Tell me all you want.
Demeter: Seriously? Is this what you do to people here? You dont just put 'em in a small room, you suck out their privacy too? No way!
Officer: Demeter, calm down. The sooner we have this over with, the sooner you are gonna be free.
Demeter: I should hope so!
Officer: So, tell me a bit about your life.
Demeter: I was born on a small Island called Tebeil on the Planet Calanebor (;D). A war had started, and I was under constant threat. The People of Tenabrus killed my mother when I was 6. I only have a picture left of her.
... THESE FRICKING TENABRUS PEOPLE!
Officer: Calm down! Keep talking, nobody will hurt you.
Demeter: ... *deep breath* Ok. My father died of wounds after the war, so I swore to Ranjad (The God of my Religion) that I would get my Revenge. Nobody ever helped me, so I had to learn to survive by myself. When I turned 19, I knew that the time had come. There was only a small Village left with the people of Tenabrus. I killed them all. I felt sad, but it made me feel more alive. From I noticed that I actually had fun killing all of these people. I decided to keep to it. Have you ever had that feeling that you know that you are doing something bad, but it feels so good?
Officer: ...
Demeter: I guess you must be a very boring officer.
Officer: I feel a bit insulted. That isn't nice. But keep on with your story.
Demeter: Ok. So I decided to go to a bar one night. I knew there was this very rich gentleman, called Gatto. I had spoken to him often already, and he was nice. He told me about this "Kelting" Guy who was really mean, and made him lose his Son, who never returned. It was heartbreaking, I will not tell that story. But I went to Gatto, and said that if he'd give me some money for it, I would kill this "Kelting". He gave me 500 Klats, and I did it. It turned out that I was born for this job. I killed 29 people until Gatto turned himself against me, and called you guys.
Officer: I see. By the looks of it, you probably won't be coming out of this prison for quite a long, long time.
Demeter:... What?
Officer: You just confessed that you killed lots of people! You can't just be set free, what if you'd keep on?
Demeter: You... Come here you little git!
After that, Demeter broke out. He killed 79 people in all, including Gatto. As he was just about to get number 80, a policeman saw him and shot him in the head with a Razor-Gun.
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Varieties
1. Marsian Demeter:
2. Red Ironman thingy
3. Derpy Rainbow :D
2. Red Ironman thingy
3. Derpy Rainbow :D
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