Burnt Inky squid Man

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The Story of the Burnt Inky Squid Man

In the year 1997 a simple but crazy man called Simon once went to the beach of tentaclopia. He really likes swimming in the water so he went in but the man just remembered that he cant swim.he was about 1000ft under water and he was still alive, he didnt want this to be a short story that his 'kids' would remeber so he did the moonwalk. Simon accidently bumped into a golden squid and he was soo exited and happy so he stuck his head into the squids mouth and then he got sucked in....

....He woke up and said one word 'derp', after a minute or so he kept on saying derp and he said it soo much he burped.This was no ordinary burp, his burp had a lot of gas in it and for some stupid reason simon had a cigar in his pocket so he lit it using his burp and the squid he was in burped aswell so his whole face got burnt from his cigar. Simon was screaming, simon was hurt, his hair fell of and his mouth was so far open it turned into a squids mouth, his eyes went inside his mouth and his ears turned into his eyes.Since his mouth is on the top half of him, ink came out of his mouth and squirted all over him...

Once he turned into what he thought was a half squid/man the golden squid farted him out and he shot up to the surface.At the surface of the water Some dumb guy threw stones every where and he threw a stone at Simon, that dumb guy ran up to Simon and stared at him.After 24hours the dumb guy forgot to open his mouth so he did and there came out a massive sound which broke the ultrasound barrier and everyone died [except for simon since his ears was eyes so he was deaf.Simon derpilly walked up to a phone that another dumb guy was holding and quietly said 'call sky11' and then went back into the ocean and never returned.

THE END