Cori -God Of Corn

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Meh

back story:
Once upon a time, there was a Farmer called Bob, but we don't care about him right now.
He had a son called Cori, and he loved fruit and vegetables, not eating them, but he cared for them, he made sure they grew up to become big fruit, but one day, the Farmer -Bob- took one of the really healthy over sized strawberries off the strawberry plant and ATE it.
Cori was really sad, he cried himself to sleep that night, then he woke up -it was still night- so he took the remnants of the strawberry and made a little grave for it, it took him 5 hours to carve ' adam the strawberry, 17/4/13 - 21/4/13'
into the stone, but it was worth it.
That morning the farmer -Bob- went and smashed the stone and sent Cori to the naughty chair, so Cori murder'd bob and burnt his remnants, then he decided he hated all fruit and vegetables except corn, so he burnt all off the plants and kept the corn, he now flies around the country saving corn from being eaten by little children and every time someone does so much as lick the corn he will murder them and burn there corpse :3

i know it sucks, but eh, i gave it my best shot :)