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Now, gather 'round children, yes, you too, little Jim. What I am about to tell you is the tale of one of our planet's greatest heroes. Enilopmart, the great saviour of Obesitorius, and the guardian of all Obesitorians.
On the small island of Jupitra, a child was born. He was not a noble, nor a king, but was some regular old Obesitorian that when you looked at him, you thought that he was nothing special. Except of course, his hamburger meat was slightly undercooked, and that caused all the kids at his school to make fun of him. All of their meat was perfectly brown, unlike Enilopmart's, which was a light pinkish-red colour. But this didn't stop him from reaching his goals.
Ever since he was in the womb of his mother, he knew that he wanted to become a soldier. He wanted to become the most feared, yet loved by all. So when he was old enough, he enlisted to be in the Obsetorian army. This army was unlike no other. Trained by Laerec, the king of Obesitorius, this group is known for being the strongest in the whole galaxy of Albeteran.
One day, while Enilopmart was doing his soldier training, there was a loud boom and everybody froze for just a second. No more, no less. Everyone was paralysed, but in their still-functioning meat brains, they knew. The Ledaks had come back to invade. Being one of the most prosperous and strongest planets, Obesitorius had other planets who were jealous of their greatness. One of those being the Ledaks of the planet Parsinophan. The Ledaks were the Obesitorians' worst enemies, and they had numerous wars with them in the past. And they knew, just in that one single minute second, that this was the beginning of one. The Ledaks were invading.
Enilopmart and his other comrades had now shaken out of their trance and got their zymbal-blasters ready. Suddenly, the door slammed open, and in came king Laerec. Everyone immediately dropped their weapons and bowed down, ready to receive orders from their ruler.
"This is a very serious issue. The Ledaks have come to invade, and the only way that we can get rid of them once and for all is by destroying their one and only power source, the Gfrab. The Gfrab is hidden somewhere on Parsinophan, and I need you guys to find it, bring it here, and destroy it. Any volunteers?"
Now, you might think that every single soldier would step up and volunteer, but remember, these people have families. Children and wives to take care of and feed. But, all but one stayed back. And that was Enilopmart. Why, you may ask? You see, since his hamburger meat was undercooked, he was seen as different in society. Nobody wanted to marry him, much less look at him. So he pretty much had nothing to live for anyway.
Not knowing that he would end up saving the whole planet himself, Enilopmart stepped onto the ship called the MYRTH-081. All of the soldiers stayed behind to fight off the already-invading Ledaks who were attacking cities one by one.
On the planet of Parsinophan, Enilopmart had no trouble sneaking into their main headquarters right after he landed and got off of the MYRTH-081. In there, he managed to confuse the guards into thinking he was a tourist because of course, his meat colour was different. So then he walked right into the artifact display room, took the Gfrab, and left for Obesitorius. So, how did he manage to do all this? The Ledaks, not being the smartest creatures, had expected the Obesitorian soldiers to come in large numbers. And when Enilopmart walked in, the guards had mistaken him as a tourist.
Enilopmart had now arrived back at Obesitorius, along with the Gfrab, and the king and his soldiers happily welcomed him back. They had a great celebration, and Laerec had given Enilopmart his sacred belt of Albeteran. Only the greatest of heroes deserved it, and Laerec was one of them. But during their party, an alarm sounded. After finding out that the Gfrab had gone missing all of a sudden, the Ledaks had left in their ships to attack Obesitorius and take the Gfrab back. Enilopmart, who had suddenly gained immense courage after being given the belt, (no, the belt didn't physically give him courage, but just made him happier) jumped back into the MYRTH-081 and headed back into the direction of the Ledak ships. What he didn't notice was that he still had the Gfrab in his arms. So once again, the Ledaks were being ignorant and started chasing him around outer space. Enilopmart had gotten the idea of leading them into the heart of their sun, Iopysis. So he started speeding towards the great big fiery ball of light, and so did the Ladeks. They forgot that Iopysis released invisible rays that interfered with any ship and those on it lost complete control. And that counted Enilopmart's. In less than a few seconds, Enilopmart had already lost complete control of the MYRTH-081 and was heading into the burning flames were he and the Gfrab would become scorched to death. But he didn't care. He knew that he had saved Obesitorius from a terrible fate and he was glad.
King Laerec looked at Iopysis and saw a great big explosion. He knew in his chocolatey heart that Enilopmart had done the right thing for his planet. To honour him, Laerec had ordered that a statue of Enilopmart be placed right in the middle of Hyrius Park were he could always be remembered.
Sorry for the absurdly long story, I just kind of went insane with it. o-o
(Yes, the arms and legs are soda cans and the body is a chocolate bar.)
