Description from original post (created 2013-05-21 18:27):
After the prototype version, this model was mass produced for heavy lifting of machinery and unwanted cobble. I mean... what are you going to do... BE A COMMONER AND CARRY IT YOURSELF?!? no... that is not like the rich and prestigious man you know you are. Give yourself a pat on the back for purchasing the first H4NDYM4N for the low price of only 1 theoretical dollar (we also accept doll hairs). ALSO, the steamified robotics that ran on coal was awfully fuel inefficient, so this model only runs on the broken dreams of an orphaned Bruce Wayne. Enjoy~
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