Joker Thug

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The Joker thugs in Arkham City are hilarious. They have the funniest dialogue such as,

Thug 1: Did you hear the rumor about the boss?


Thug 2: What, that Harley used to be a man?

Thug 1:No, the one that Joker might die!

or:

Thug 1: One time, Joker even told me to kill my sister.
Thug 2: Really? Whoa! Did you do it?
Thug 1: Sure! I always hated that ****
Thug 3: Funny, Joker told me to do the same thing. 'Cept I told him I didn't have a sister
Thug 1: So what did he say?
Thug 3: Nothing, he just kept telling me to do it.
Thug 2: So what did you do?
Thug 3: Got in my car and ran over the first broad I saw. Seemed to make Joker happy.

Whats favorite inmate quote? post in the comments.