Jolly doge

Description from original post (created 2013-12-23 21:02):

One day, Santa realized he was really bad at spelling... he needed a special helper, more intelligent than one of the elves, to help correct his errors. So he decided to get a dog... a very special dog. He ordered one off of ebay, the best one he could find, one that claimed to be the best gramatical k9 in all of the northern hemisphere. What arrived instead, was a dog that couldn't spell or grammar to save its life, but a sweet and loyal dog nonetheless. Santa decided to keep him, because this dog was so bad at grammaring that he was even worse than Santa, and he made Santa feel good about himself. Santa couldn't seem to muster up a very good name, so he decided to just name him Dog. But lo and behold, poor Santa still didn't have a spelling helper, and he ended up naming him Doge. Though Doge couldn't really help Santa with what he was intended for, he became Santa's best helper in other ways, and most loyal friend. such heartwarming. wow.