Judge - BAN-HAMMER HAS SPOKEN!!!

Description from original post (created 2013-01-10 11:37):

A bag was pulled from over Steve's head. His eyes were still adjusting, but as he glanced around, he could make out the shapes of people sitting in stalls.
Then a loud banging sound echoed through the room.
"Order, ORDER!"
Steve's eyes had finally adjusted. He was in a court room. To his left, sat Kori, The Adam Bomb and MissMarifire.
To his right, he saw chat members UsumiCake, Nananah, Candlebor, and Emerald0803.
The judge stood up, but his wig fell off revealing Coach Hines. In other words, Paril.
"Oops," Paril said. "Sorry!"
He slipped the wig on, and he immediately transformed into the judge again.
Steve looked around. There were two other moderators by the entrance of the court. OliverFrenchie, and Dancing Walrus, who of course was dancing.
"All right, let's get started." The judge said.
"Steve, I have here report filed from user LolCatz123, that you were spamming in chat. Is this true?"
Steve looked to his friends, then looked over at the chat mods who were glaring at him.
"Well, I don't know."
The judge looked at Steve through his half-moon spectacles.
"You don't know?"
"No sir, I don't."
"Let me read to you what you posted in chat."
The judge picked up a paper, then read aloud,
"1. Go to Publix.

2. Buy sushi.

3. ???

4. PROFIT"

Steve nodded, then said,
"Yes sir. I did say that."
The judge put down the paper, then opened up a book which was covered in dust. He blew some off, then wiped more with his hand.
"You posted a message over four lines of text. That's breaking a rule, Steve."
Steve shuffled his feet, and lowered his head.
"Do you have anything to say, chat mods?" The judge asked.
The Adam Bomb stood up.
"All I need to say, is that I was there when he posted the message."
The judge removed his glasses sadly.
"I am sorry Steve."
"For what?" Steve asked.
"You are going to get a three day ban."
Steve's eyes widened.
"What? Why? I talk to my friends on there, you can't do that!"
The judge raised his hammer, lifted it above his head then said,
"THE BAN-HAMMER HAS SPOKEN!"
Steve opened his mouth to speak, but just as he was about to say something, he appeared in his home again.
He was sentenced to a three day ban.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

Hey guys, hope you enjoyed that. :P
But yeah, I really was banned for three days... Soo, yah. I made this last night, but didn't get time to post because my brother wanted to go to bed, and my light keeps him awake.
I'm rambling. Dog dangit!