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crapnall's backstory
le fedora was so far in le friendzone that he lost le face because he spent so much le time on le 9gag and he was le troled so hard by le derpina
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Smasher200's backstory
A long time ago in the Sixties, a secret group called Fedora Corp (Totally not a ripoff of Umbrella Corp) were creating top secret clones of a faceless man named Le. One day the government found out about Fedora Corp and planned to take it down for no good reason because they can do that and they hate fedoras. Yay. They never actually took Fedora Corp down, though. But they stopped cloning Leo s dead body (they wereno t feeding him) because Farmville and Facebook was created and the workers were just sending the other workers Farmville requests and they just C4o d Fedora Corp and played Farmville for the rest of their life.
MissMarifire's Backstory
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Le Fedora was an Ex-Mafia member, used as a human Guinea Pig, who met a terrible fate whilst being experimented on. He was the subject to numerous tests, experimenting the use of performance enhancing pills. The most distinctive feature of Le Fedora is his ghastly face, said to be the result of a horrific incident in which his wife poured Hydrochloric acid onto the now unrecognizable face of the hatted man. Although horrific, the incident did not result in the death of Le Fedora, he is said to have rose from his grave and is now roaming the streets of New York. This hatted gentleman is said to have been seen disguised as on "innocent" old lady, but those who have had the untimely demise of meeting him would tell you that it's a clever disguise, as he is anything but innocent. Police officers recommend keeping a look out for the gentleman, often seen in a blood stained, brown fedora. They also recommend keeping a distance from the man as he may be dangerous. Let's just hope you aren't added to the list of people who have been met by a blank, cold, lifeless face, as it may be the last face you ever meet.