Paddy! Birthday Edition!

Description from original post (created 2013-04-25 21:01):

It's Paddy! Birthday Edition!

That's right! The legendary skinner has gained enough age points to level up! Here we can see him ready for a night on the town, ready to party it up in honor of the achievement of living annother year without dying from alcohol poisoning! He has donned the traditional Irish crown, designed to signify that he is king for the night. He has also shaved his hair, so it cannot be pulled during bar fights, and so he is more aerodynamic. On his shirt, a gold number 3 is pasted, which is a symbol of the challenge that one must beat on their birthday. The number represents how many tons of alcohol and corned beef they have to eat to win the honor of not being attacked by those of a different religion. So, put on your tight leather shorts and join Paddy for a party! And don't forget to slap him in his shiny buns for good luck!

Go to his profile, and slap the buns! (Hint: They say subscribe :p )
http://www.planetminecraft.com/member/padds/

(Yes, this is a joke. If I offended anyone, I am sorry. I typed this because I figured Paddy would get a kick out of it :3 )
(Just to make sure that this isn't against the rules, I got the_soup's approval, so there should be no issues there.)