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Life and Death by Hiroyuki Sawano
John Johnson...
That arrogant, cocky, typical trigger-happy 'Murican.
What if one day... That Western mongrel like him is thrown to different Hells?
John Johnson committed suicide when a Russian, Swedish, Chinese, Korean, a Slovenian, Japanese, and a Filipino COD player ganged up on him in a well-organized deathmatch. All is well until their scores tied: 50 to 50, in a 100-point Team Deathmatch. The Swedish player, who happened to be a big Mojang fan cussed,
"You Murican! I bet you pirated our games, yet you have the weiner to cuss on our national game?"
The Russian player activated his aim-hack and that arrogant American is killed due to distracting trashtalk inflicted by the Swedish. The Japanese and the Filipino player camped around the American's spawn point, and the Japanese player started throwing infinite grenades around the poor American pussycat. That American died for the second time, 50 to 55.
As the Asian members of the opposing team had fun with the arrogant American through grenade spams and sniper camp tactics, the Korean and the Chinese for once, worked together to thwart the American by all means possible.
Post-game, the Korean showed him an opened can of Coke and answered the nature's call on that American product. The Chinese guy waved his own copy of "Glorious Mission Online: Yankee on his Knees" and broke his own copy of Call of Duty right in front of the demoralized American.
The attacks were so fierce that he became An Hero, and he ended up in a blocky universe that he hated during his lifetime...