Presents for All

Description from original post (created 2013-12-13 04:40):

Oh, the kids will love this.

Were you expecting a story? Oh, please. I have no idea how to tell stories.

Fine.

Once upon a time Santa made presents and stacked them on top of each other. They were gifts for all the nicest children in the world. Okay, it's time to get this straight: Santa hasn't been in the Pop Shop for a while. In the Pop Shop there are all the most popular things. Unfortunately he knew nothing of creepy pasta and haunted dolls. He thought young girls still adored dolls. He thought that the children would have wonderful fun looking at his present man, and so gave life to it. The younger children screamed, the older children gasped, the parents closed their shutters and the grandparents fainted. That is the story of how Santa unknowingly terrified hundreds of people. To this day the story of the walking gift stack still haunts people.

Only after I finished creating this did I realize how truly confusing it might be to some people. They're not random stripes! At the top of the head and arms, as well as the bottom of the legs, you can see +'s. They're ribbons.