Description from original post (created 2013-07-21 14:49):
When your cable goes out, you become depressed.
When you become depressed, you begin compulsively eating.
When you compulsively eat, you run out of food.
When you run out of food when you are depressed, you spend all your money on anything edible.
When you spend all your money, your stuff gets repossessed.
When your stuff gets repossessed, you become very depressed.
When you become very depressed, you become hooked on anti-depressants.
When you are hooked on anti-depressants, you don't think clearly.
When you don't think clearly, you kill children and eat their tonsils.
When you eat children's tonsils, you become a psychotic murderer.
Don't kill children and eat their tonsils.
Get Direct TV.
