Description from original post (created 2013-01-20 03:36):
This is the skin of the Third Echelon agent Sam Fisher from my favourite game Splinter Cell.
Sam: Bad news!
Guard: Agh! I knew it! I knew there were ninjas here!
Sam: wat?
Guard: You're obviously a ninja! How else could you sneak up and grab me like that!
Sam: *in a laughing voice* Listen, i don't know what you're-
Guard: Wow! A real life ninja!
Sam: *gets pissed off* Listen, i'm going to KILL YOU IF-
Guard: Wow! Killed by a ninja! COOL!