Description from original post (created 2013-12-21 20:34):
Ok. So you may be thinking to yourself, "Wat?! Santa has a personal trainer!? But how is he so chubby then?".
Well guess what, there are approximately 2 billion children in the world. If even half of these children each left out cookies for santa that would equate to 1 billion cookies and around 80 billion calories. By now you probably would have realised that in fact Santa does need a personal trainer and this is that guy.
