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Looks nothing like sheogorath... oh well
and.. quotes:
"Wonderful!
Time for a celebration...
Cheese for everyone!
Wait, scratch that...
Cheese for no one...
I suppose that can be just as much of a celebration, if you don't like cheese, true?
You've run a maze like a good little rat...
But no cheese for you yet...
Well, maybe a little..."
"Cat's out of the bag on that one, isn't it? Who puts cats in bags, anyway? Cats hate bags."
"Why not? Something has to work. Once, I dug a pit and filled it with clouds. Or was it clowns? Doesn't matter. It didn't slow him down. To be honest, it wasn't the best idea. And it really began to smell. Must have been clowns. Clouds don't smell bad. They taste of butter! And tears."
"He's as popular as Malacath at parties! And Malacath is NOT popular at parties!"