Description from original post (created 2013-09-21 15:00):
Hey, where'd my huge payload of cash go? I went to answer the door to see some weird guy dressed up in a surprisingly realistic alien suit with puppy eyes, and have now turned round to see my dosh has gone. I put it right at my doorway so I would never lose it! Hey look, the news headline is "Mysterious alien species steals minds... and your possessions!" I wonder if that has anything to do with my missing cash. Hmm, I must have been distracted, my clothes have also disappeared, and... oh look, a cute dog has entered my home! :3 Wait, I'm not sure if that's a dog, or...
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