Suscrofius, God of Pigs and Pigmen - Contest Entry

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The master of all pigs and pigmen, wearer of the white pig cap, and legendary screw-up.
For instance, his first attempt to design the perfect mob for notch became a creeper, which suffered from spontaneous combustion when looked at as they still do today. His second attempt was the pig, but a flaw caused it to become prone to eyeball displacement and lack of muscle tissue in the eye, which is now commonly referred to as DERP. His third attempt was the pigman, which stood on two legs and was significantly more intelligent. Or at least they had the potential. Porkius, under the influence of Herobrine, caused the whole pigman population to be banned to the nether. This was punishment for tricking the fellow pigmen and women into eating porkchops, which was considered cannibalism.

Suscrofius is now much older and wiser, and has yet to create another mob without that will have a terrible fate, or end up just plain stupid.