The Horse Farmer == Contest Entry ==

Description from original post (created 2013-08-14 19:53):

Far away, in a twisted world three dimensions to the left and six to the right, lies a little world called Farmworld. Now, Farmworld was a lot like our world-- only instead of humans having animals on their farms, animals had humans. Seems odd at first, but not really, for you see, the humans were(like animals on our world) domesticated, and used for their succulent, juicy, savory flesh which the animals would bake, roast, fry, grill, boil, and toast. Now, most animals had nice jobs, working in nice air-conditioned offices, working in shopping malls and television repair shops and the likes. But the less fortunate ones had to get up every morning at 6:00, and got off work at 6:00 in the afternoon, just in time for supper. Most humans were simply killed for theyo re meat-- you couldno t get milk, or wool, or much else from the humans. Thato s why most animals ate plants-- in fact, over 80% of all animals on Farmworld were vegetarians. Only occasionally did the animals in the cities get to eat human-- not only was it very expensive, but it was also hard to obtain. Thats why ito s called Farmworld. Most of the world is dominated by farms. Most animals dream of working on the farm, getting to eat human once a week... however, as any animal that works on a farm can tell you, ito s not all ito s chalked up to be-- ito s hard, you have to get up every morning early, then get off work late. Sure, you do get to eat human more often, but the only other food you get is lima beans, cauliflower, beets, and the like. Of course, with animals ruling the world, you dono t get fur coats-- you get flesh coats. Large coats made of severed flesh from the humans that has been stitched together. It serves the same purpose as fur coats do in real life-- to collect large amounts of money to get some cheap thing that falls apart a few weeks later. Soon, however Farmworld would fall into the apocalypse, as most worlds seem to do these days. You see, the humans broke out of their cages and pens, and attacked the world, taking it by swarm. Huge armies of animals, decked out in military gear, with their bombs tried to stop them, but with so many farms, their were too many humans-- over 8 billion to be exact. The humans feasted on the animals, and became the dominant race, slowly becoming more intelligent, until they had bombs, and armies, and the animals were used on the farms-- thus creating the perfect conspiracy theory.






Personally, this popped into my head after scrapping the idea for a monster dentist thing. I called up this from the depths of my sense of humor, which is a lot like The Twilight Zone, and The Far Side. I have that kind of strange, dark humor which no one seems to get until a few days later. I wanted to do some farm animal, but cows, pigs and sheep were to ordinary. I went with a horse instead-- IMO, it doesno t look much like a horse, but I did my best, and hey-- thato s literally the best I can do. Thats why you say I did my best, after all! =D


Enjoy, and if you like it, leave a diamond! I always appreciate them! c=