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He's not really a hero. He is an elf.How it relates to Santa's Workshop:
Well, he's an elf that works for Santa. Though Santa is only mentioned twice, I believe it relates well enough.
I understand that Elf's don't necessarily relate to Santa's Workshop. And they relate more to Christmas.
So, if this does not technically count as Santa's Workshop,
I will redo my story.
Also, this is my first skin. *Feedback would be much appreciated
The Story
"He's the hero this town deserves. But doesn't
need. Like, ever. It's the north pole.
Seriously." - Anonymous
"Oh that guy, yeah, he's insane." - Anonymous
"Who on earth is he? It's the North Pole.
We don't need a fake Batman." - Sant-- I mean, Anonymous.
He fights for justice,
every day.
He stops evil,
every night.
Except --
There is no evil, so, he's just there.
- Borderlands(2) Narrator Voice -
This is the tale of...
The Masked 'Hero?'
Wait, what? What is this?
Eh, whatever.
So, you want to know about the hero?
-No-
Well, too bad, I'm telling you anyway.
A long time ago, the streets of the
north pole were filled with crime.
Or, so Bruce Blaine thought.
- Honestly, there was nothing wrong.
It's the North Pole, when does anything
go wrong there? -
Well, Bruce, on the other hand, thought
that the city needed a hero.
For some reason.
-Switching from Story Telling guy to third person-
So, he starting sewing together cloth,
making a green mask, a green suit, and a black
cape, because there'd be too much green.
"I am.. The Mask." Said Bruce,
"Uh no, wait, that's copyrighted,
uh.. Oo, got it. I am.. The Masked Hero!"
He thought this sounded like an amazing name,
for an actual hero.
But, he's not really a hero.
Just to let you know.
Bruce heard alarms go off nearby Santa's Workshop.
"Now's my chance!" Said Bruce,
Bruce rushed to Santa's Workshop,
He decided to go through the roof
entrance, because going through the
front door wouldn't be as awesome.
He jumped through the skylights,
don't worry, he tucked and rolled.
So he survived the fall.
He looked left, he looked right.
But saw nothing but elves staring at him
"Wha- what..?" Said one of the elves, confused.
He got up, noticing it was only the
toy alarm. There was a malfunction
in the Toy maker.
He threw a smoke bomb on the ground,
and tried to grapple away.
Turns out, the grappling hook that he bought
from eBay for $20.00 didn't actually work.
He slowly walked out of the workshop.
But as he started walking, Santa Claus
slammed his doors open.
Furious.
Bruce ran out of there as fast as he could.
And finally made it out the doors, being
chased by the Elf Security.
He finally got away from them by going down
an alley, and climbing into his elf house.
"Phew, that was close."
Said Bruce, closing his window.
-Time Skip-
*Cut to TV broadcast*
"Recently, a masked man broke into Santa's Workshop, and just walked out." Said the Reporter.
"Nothing stolen. Who is this man? What will he do next?"
*Television Gets Turned Off*
"Well, that was a complete waste of time,"
Bruce said, Throwing his suit away.
"Ya know, maybe the North Pole doesn't
need a hero."
"Heh, what was I think--"
Bruce was interrupted by a loud scream.
"No, there's no time for this,"
He ran, and put his suit back on.
He jumped out his window,
- Epic Screen Freeze, then fade to black -
Tl;dr
Basically, he's not a Hero.
He goes to 'crimes' that aren't really crimes.
He's actually done more damage than any
evil person has, to the north pole.
And he still 'Fights Crime' to this day.
