VREJBOT - Arctic Survival Suit

Description from original post (created 2013-05-08 18:46):

I have no clue how this made finals even though it was a joke. ._.

Vrej. Explorer of the frozen world. The inspiration for this suit. It all started hundreds of years ago, at the far north; the freezing arctic. Vrej was alone, living only on canned goods and ramen noodles, but soon he made a discovery. A new type of ore, unparallelled by any ever gazed upon by human eyes. Vrejjitanium. Vrej saw it's wonderful shine in the darkness, and knew it had to be special, for with all shiny things, comes money, no matter how relatively useless. He rushed to the supply camp, and informed his company of the discovery, soon both him and the Vrejjitanium being picked up and sent back to the C.E.O., Paril.

Paril stared at the ore for a long while, and finally, with a touch from his Paril Hand, transformed it into refined plating, easily malleable, yet extremely tough, all depending on the current thoughts of the human interacting with it, changing from fine artistry to resilient armor, and Paril had decided to meet with Ms. Mari of the Firelands, the leader of Product Design, and informed her of the discovery. Amazed, she had the idea to design a suit with it. A suit capable of both being versatile and defending the user from many types of harm, allowing for the farther exploration of the arctic reasons, and to obtain more Vrejjitanium. 10 suits were made, one for Giggimish, one for PennyLane, one for Jetra, another for Mr. Pwnzor, one for Tarlach of the Red lands, another for Draco the Draconian, one for Duke Frans, another for Piano the Creeper, and the last... For Vrej. Soon the excavations started, and Vrejjitanium was discovered to be both organic and inorganic, allowing it to be grown. To this day, operations still run in the Arctic, discovering new life each day, and defending from wild beasts. Midnight is there to this day, carrying out operations throughout the base camp, unaided by a suit.

To keep the users alive, the suit is outfitted with 2 kinetic generators in most modules, allowing the user to recharge as they move, and deployable photovoltaic panels near the shoulders, for moments of rest. 2 Thermal generators are equipped under the arms, allowing for a regulation of temperature down to -600 degrees Fahrenheit. The glass covering of the helmet is made by smelting Vrejjitanium to it's hottest liquid form, and quickly vitrifying it, creating a glass-like substance that is near indestructible. The plating of the suit is made of suit is made of Refined Vrejjitanium, which, like the vitrified molten Vrejjitanium, is near-indestructible. Servo motors are equipped near the feat, allowing for jumps from incredible height to be survived, quick travel by foot, and automatic travel, in order to let the user rest. Outside of this, a tank is equipped on the back of the suit, extracting moisture from the air and snow, and refining it into an edible, albeit bland substance, and water, to keep the user alive for an indefinite period of time.

Truly, a device for the discerning adventurer. Available in stores this summer, 3013 A.D.!

also the ore is sellotaper's crystallized tears