Your Old Cellphone

Description from original post (created 2013-08-14 21:02):

You know who I am. I'm the cellphone you used before you upgraded to your fancy smancy smartphone! Did you think that after all the time we spent together, all the texts we sent to friends, all the alarms we kept waking up to, all the hours we spent playing pixelated games, that you could simply forget about me? It's okay, I'm over you anyway. I discovered this thing called "redstone" and now my reception has never been better! No more waving myself around trying to pick up a signal! :D With this new-found power, I plan to monopolize all the radio towers in Minecraft and make a pretty penny off of everyone's phone bills. That, and I'd like to offer myself up to be Okabe Rintarou's cellphone so I that I can achieve time travel (Stein's Gate)!