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This is Cpatain Cupcake,
Since he was a little kid, he loved candy, escpecially cupcakes, his older sister told him once there was a Candyland, far beyond the seven seas. So little Cupcake dreamed about becoming the greatest pirate of all time, he dreamed about ruling the seven seas and make his own cupcake palace in the mythical Candyland.
When he grew up he became the most powerful pirate in the entire world, everyone feared him. If his crew didn't obey him, they'd be stuffed and thrown overboard. His cruelty became worse and worse as he got older, his urge to candy made him crazy. In a moment of complete madness he even ate his own foot, which he had mistaken for a lollipop.
Captain Cupcake never found his beloved Candyland, Candyland never existed. This drove him completely insane. He stuffed himself out of pure misery and died of diabetes.
mjum it makes me wanna eat the hat xD
~Lola <3