Description from original post (created 2014-06-21 06:04):
*cough* (here we go...)
Once upon a time there was a super cool skinner named Dguy0223, who lived in a pretty run-down shack. His life long wish was either to live in paradise, or get that kewl purple text that those contest judges get.
This shack was all that he could afford with the money he made with his Watch Doges skin, and it made him sad. He realized that this town he lived in had only 2 buildings, and no boat or plane.
After wondering why he lived here, he went on Netflix and watched a couple movies. One gave him inspiration, so he went to the local trashy thrift store to get supplies.
There he looked for any plastic sacs of which he could pump gas into, so he could be satisfied.
He was about to buy 300 more ballons to make his house fly like in that one Pixar movie (what was it called again? Down?). He had no cash, but he was sure that this single currency he had would do the trick...
Until he realized that the store owner didn't accept DogeCoin as currency.
So he went home to cry and wrote a poem to explain his feels. And Senpai didn't notice him for it.
After realizing how bad his screenshoting was, he released the poem on 9gag, and got a job at Blockbuster video. There he watched the whole store's collection of anime for free, because nobody actually buys stuff at Blockbuster.
The poem goes like this:
In the arms of an Admin
scroll away from here
From this dark cold chat room
and the blue links you fear
You are pulled from the forums
of your silent browsing
You're in the arms of an Admin
may you find some memes here
You're in the arms of an Admin
may you find some comfort here