Here it is, my (somewhat) late contest entry. I scrapped my old one because the skin glitched, and it acted like it was posted a few hours before I actually did, so no one actually saw it. D:
But here he is in all his samurai-y glory. Running Donkey!! :D
If you see anything wrong with the skin, don't hesitate to tell me. ^_^
The time: around 1550. Location: Japan. Roaming over Japan was a samurai who was called ロバを実行している. (Running Donkey). He was called this because he rode a donkey into battle, instead of a horse. No one really knows why he rides donkeys, but they do know that donkeys can be quite deadly at close range. A very honorable man, Running Donkey’s family was killed by another samurai when he was just a wee lad. To restore honor family, he did the only thing: ran around Japan on his donkey gathering a large army, slaughtering the livestock, terrorizing the woman and children, destroying the buildings, and killing the men. After a dozen or so years of doing this, Running Donkey made a very bad enemy. He to controlled a huge army, and he and his men hated Running Donkeys’ guts. However, the other samurai was not as noble and honorable as Running Donkey. He summoned an Oni to destroy Running Donkey. However, when the Oni attacked Running Donkey, he was bombarded with insults, profanity, kicks in the head from the donkey, his mother being called multiple insults, and his nether regions being mercilessly chopped at, to the level where the only option was to run away before his mother was insulted again. The Oni opened a portal to the underworld, thinking that Running Donkey wouldn’t follow him, for mortals couldn’t leave the underworld. However, what the Oni didn’t count on, was that Running Donkey was an idiot. Running Donkey charged into the portal, whooping and screeching, his warriors frozen in their tracks as their leader disappeared. Then, one of them screamed a command, and over 100,000 men piled into the portal. What came after was so horribly brutal and violent it’s hard to describe it. Running Donkey, accompanied by his army, instantly killed the Oni. They then went on killing every demon and sometimes dead person in the underworld for hundreds of years, (mortals don’t age in the underworld) until Running Donkey was the only one left. Finally, he went down, screeching so loudly any demons within 500 yards eardrums exploded instantly. So was the life of Running Donkey, and how he destroyed over 100 million demons. ~The End~