Description from original post (created 2014-04-24 21:55):
I should probobly put a Bio so you Half-developed window-licking low self-esteemed larvae aren't left ignorant.
Bio:
Sakuri Kunikai is a 14 year old girl who was bullied in school, in which she finally decides to take revenge by summoning a demon. Of course it failed, and she wakes up in a dark room, in which begins her long-ass journey to escape what she later finds out to be Hell.
The object this Japanese Ryona game is to survive and escape hell, but this is VERY difficult because you are given nothing to defend yourself with, other than health potions, running...and crawling. Basically you're supposed to avoid dying, but it is a matter of FACT that you're going to die at least 40 times...per boss battle, err, dodging...boss dodging.
The game has a bit of gore in it, moreover you ARE going to see gore no matter what...because it's a Ryona game,(google it if you don't know what that is...on the other hand, DON'T google it). BUT, there's no sound to the game, so atleast you won't have to listen to your skin getting ripped off, or your face getting bashed in, or your internal organs getting squeezed out of your body and so on, so yeah...download it if you want, it's your choice if you want to. No. it's not a virus. Trust me, would some random guy from the internet really put all this effort into giving unweary PMC members a virus? Maybe. But no, not me.
Here's the game in English:
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Here are some totally legit positive fan reviews:
"It's like Skyrim WITHOUT guns" -Machinima
"Needs hats" -Gabe Newell
"This game is better than sex" -Notch
"Dis gaem has da speed I need" -Sanic Hegehog
"I was going to suicide, but then this game" -Adolf Hitler
"99999/10 gaem of the year" -Jesus Christ
"hey b0ss" -Pink Guy
Because I'm generous, here's the controls copy-pasted to here from the Readme file (as if you're actually going to download it)
Controls
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arrow keys
←→: Move
↓: Crouch
↑: Enter
※Locked doors require keys, which are usually somewhere else on the level.
Z: Action button. Use this to run through dialogue, shake off enemies, and use items from your inventory.
X＋←→: Allows you to run. You have limited stamina, but it'll recover naturally.
Space: Hold it down to access your inventory.
A: Allows you to hide and show your self-portrait (aka health meter). It is shown by default.
R: Restart. Use this if you've died.
P: Pause
Save: The game will automatically save at certain checkpoints. You can access unlocked levels from the menu.
In all honesty, I haven't finished the game...only because this game hurts my sanity more more and more everytime I die and have to do the same thing over and over again, expecting the results to change *cough* the definition*cough* of insanity.
That, and I'm too much of a noob skrub, to pull off the 1337 skillz needed to survive the boss battles.
Pictures of me failing at this game:
(Warning not suitable for those of immaturity)
"GOTTAGOFAST"
"I think Im ded"
"F@#%!"
"Goddammit"
"Pfff #FakeandGay"
"NOPE"
"This is as far as i've gotten before my jimmies go into maximum rustle-drive" "F*** you big red demon and your hax"
"Mmhm, did the back too, but I KNOW I can't put it on PMC"
Ok, welp, hopefully this doesn't get me banned or something because that would be lame, and would show how much PMC people can't tolerate anything that isn't raped with cute kittens and weaboo shit.