Santa CLAWS! The Ancient Lord of Elves

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Hello there, I am here to tell you the truth about your beloved Santa Claus. Not many humans are aware of the cruel actions of the Santa, even most of us Snow elven forgot about it. The true Santa is nothing like your commercial fat man in a red suit, he is, or should I say was a heartless dictator.
Now our story begins in a small elven village a few miles away from the north pole. This town was built on mount zujecksteed (elven for Titan's Peak),a mountain where one of the great 5 powers rest. This power, or you humans refer to as a god, was not resting but creating some creature of great destruction. The animal would be a heartless killer and try to bring the elven dynasty to its knee's. He would also be as cunning and deceptive as a fox. He could destroy worlds if he desired to. This creation was Santa. Santa means weapon in elven, and this is exactly what he is. Santa is a little toy for the great power of earth and darkness.
Santa came down upon this village and could smell the fear in all the elves little hearts. It did not take him long to march up to the mayor's house and burn it down. All of the elves were petrified and immediately obeyed this demon from the mountain. Santa did not stop there he captured another town and another and another until the whole entire dynasty was at his command. That was the easy part tough, Santa was created to make the elves suffer not to rule them. Santa wanted the elves to work hard and feel his wrath. 10,000 years ago Santa announced that he would build a huge fortress, when Santa says he, he actually means them, the elves.
The whole entire population was being enslaved to build a huge castle. All hope wasn't lost though, a high wizard knew of a magic tool that can cure all sicknesses. Cruelty is a sickness in the laws of magic so there for he could use it to cure Santa. It would take years to find but Bjorn knew he could discover it, even if it meant disobeying the demon of the mountain.
It took three years to find this tool and Santa has gotten even more greedy, all the elves call him Santa of Claws because of his merciless cruelty. On December 25, 2169 B.C Bjorn marched up to the Lord Santa and stabbed him. All of a sudden blood started pumping through his veins and Heart starting thumping like a drum. Santa's stone hide withered away and human skin started showing through. Right now Santa is screaming in pain, would you cry if your own very skin was being peeled away? This is what we call the christmas. Ever since then Santa has given toys to all of the little children in the world to pay back for his murderous attacks.
And that my friends is the true story of christmas.