SeaBear

Description from original post (created 2014-03-18 04:37):

• If he doesn't like you
  
• Playing the clarinet badly
  
• Waving your flashlight back and forward really fast
  
• Stomping the ground
  
• Eating cheese in cube form, sliced form is safe
  
• Wearing a sombrero upside down or in any other goofy fashion
  
• Wearing clown shoes
  
• Wearing a hoop skirt
  
• Screeching like a chimpanzee
  
• Running
  
• Limping (worse than running)
  
• Crawling (even worse than limping)
  

• Sea Bear attacks are preventable by drawing an Anti-Sea Bear Circle in the sand.