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AHOY, MATEYS!
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THE SCREWED UP HISTORY AND SCIENCE THAT YOU ARE ABOUT TO READ IS COMPLETELY INTENTIONAL
Once upon a time, faraway somwhere on a viking ship, a child was born.
Viking Siblings: Ewww!
Mama Viking: Why do you look so ugly?
Young Viking: Arr! You swashbuccklin' scallywags!
Papa Viking: Don't talk to your father like that!
Young Viking: *sigh* I'll jus' hop on o'erboard inta me big sea.
The child hopped into the waters.
Ugly Viking: Anyone be here? I be'r not be heading straight to Davy Jones' Locker
School of Fish: Hello!
Ugly Viking: Ahoy, mateys! I mus' ask ya a question!
School of Fish: What is that?
Ugly Viking: Why is me face ugly?
School of Fish: *whisper whisper whisper* We have no clue.
Ugly Viking: *sighs and moves on*
The child swam upward and hopped on a pirate ship.
Viking: Ahoy, mateys!
Pirates: Ahoy!
Viking: I mus' ask ya a question!
Pirates: And that be?
Viking: Why I be so ugly?
Captain: I reckon you look rather fancy, matey!
Viking: Yo-ho-ho!
The ugly viking was no longer an ugly viking. He was now a handsome pirate!
Here be me contes' entry! The history is screwed up intentionally. I need feedback on the skin.
Thanks to ye, and
FAIR WINDS!
Ugly Viking: Anyone be here? I be'r not be heading straight to Davy Jones' Locker
School of Fish: Hello!
Ugly Viking: Ahoy, mateys! I mus' ask ya a question!
School of Fish: What is that?
Ugly Viking: Why is me face ugly?
School of Fish: *whisper whisper whisper* We have no clue.
Ugly Viking: *sighs and moves on*
The child swam upward and hopped on a pirate ship.
Viking: Ahoy, mateys!
Pirates: Ahoy!
Viking: I mus' ask ya a question!
Pirates: And that be?
Viking: Why I be so ugly?
Captain: I reckon you look rather fancy, matey!
Viking: Yo-ho-ho!
The ugly viking was no longer an ugly viking. He was now a handsome pirate!
Here be me contes' entry! The history is screwed up intentionally. I need feedback on the skin.
Thanks to ye, and
FAIR WINDS!