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Hey People Of The World! My Name Is Frederick Hansen And I'm The Leader Of A Group Of Junior Kids Called The "The Commanders Of 2012!" Why We're Called That, You Ask? Well, Because We've, Well, He's Done Most Of The Work, But We Found Proof That 2,012 Artifacts And Mystical Treasures Exist! You Can Meet My Friends On The Other Submissions! Watch Out MacGyver, We're Takin' Over The Business Now!