Undertale: Burgerpants

* What?

* Why do you keep trying to talk to me?

* I'll get in trouble if I get chummy with the customers.

* Sorry.

* ...

* SO, I wanted to be an ACTOR.

* I'm getting on in years, so let me give you some advice, little buddy.

* You've still got time.

* Don't live like me.

* I'm 19 years old and I've already wasted my entire life.

* Listen.

* I like you, little buddy.

* So I'm gonna save you a lot of trouble.

* Never interact with attractive people.

* Unless you're "one of them," they're just gonna take advantage of you.

* Like that time those two chicks asked me to sneak them some glamburgers.

* And I, naive teenager that I was, said yes to them.

* Bad idea.

* So I went out to the alley to see those two ladies, and uh... you know, see what'd happen next.

* ...

* Then my boss, uh, saw me and asked me what I was doing.

* I was so startled, the hamburgers in my pockets tumbled out onto the ground.

* Not wanting to lose face, I scrambled to pick them up!

* But, as I was leaning over, the weight of the remaining hamburgers...

* ... caused my pants to fall down.

* Then the girls laughed at me.

* Everyone calls me Burgerpants now.

* When I first came to Hotland, it was my dream to work with Mettaton.

* ...

* Well, be careful what you wish for, little buddy!

* Future?

* WHAT future?

* Nothing down here ever changes.

* I'll probably be trapped at this stupid job forever.

* ...

* But wait!

* There's one thing that keeps me going!

* If Asgore gets just one more soul, we'll finally get to go to the surface!

* It'll be a brand new world!

* There's gotta be a second chance out there for me!

* For everyone!

* So stay strong, little buddy.

* When I make it big, I'll keep you in mind.

* I'm not the last?

* Nice Cream Guy is?

* ...

* Nice guys do finish last.

* ...