When a Zombie Finds a Wig

Description from original post (created 2015-10-18 19:07):

Who said Halloween was just for humans? You can consider this guy to be either brilliant or just plain dumb. Or maybe he just wants to be a normal human again. Although that's a bit hard when he's full of bullets and his flesh is falling off. At least his handy wig covers his exposed brain!

This colorful character also has a good sense of humor. On his shirt, he has a biohazard symbol. Though he's not inconspicuous, he'd probably be able to slow a few people down with his puns. That or recieve their wrath. Then again, can he do anything except moan? No? Well darn... There goes that dream.

The wig is removable! Poor guy only has tufts of hair, though. And, as I mentioned, a good chunk of his head is missing, his brain exposed to the world. He at least looks a little more human with his wig on.

Humans dress like zombies on Halloween, and zombies wear wigs. Though you could just go around telling your friends that this skin is a simple zombie skin. You wouldn't be wrong. Well, politically you would. Because what zombie has such fantastic hair? None I know. So this Halloween, give the undead a chance to feel more human. Or look more human to lure prey in. Either way, give them a chance! 

When zombies wear wigs, who knows what happens?