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MILITARY TRANSCRIPT 9/18/1993 LEVEL IV CLASSIFIEDUnidentified General: Well, Who Is This?
Fritz Smith: His Name Is 2012 Commander
General: What Kind Of God Forsaken Name Is That?
2012Commander: I'M NOT DEAF YOU KNOW!!!
Fritz Smith: CALM DOWN 2012! DON'T MESS WITH HIM GENERAL. HIS BITE IS WORSE THAN HIS BARK...
General: What?
Fritz Smith: It's A Phrase, Sir...
General: Oh, Ok. But Seriously, What's Your Last Name Son?
2012Commander: Commander, Sir!
Fritz Smith: He Legally Had His Name Changed, Sir.
General: Ok. Now, How Can This Boy Be Of Assistance?
Fritz Smith: Show Him
---2012Commander Apparently Pulls Out A Soviet MK48 Laser Percussion Rifle---
General: WHAT THE... HOW DID YOU GET THAT BOY?!
Fritz Smith: It's Apparently Called The MK-48. It Was Based Off Of A Laser Rifle Used By YOUR Special Ops. I Think We Have A Breach.
---Fritz Smith Pulls Out Multiple Files, Revealing Many Secret Soviet Weapons---
General: EXPERIMENT 618, TSIOLKOVSKY-CLASS SUB-ORBITAL UNGUIDED RE-ENTRY VEHICLES, LASER PERCUSSION RIFLES?!? THIS IS SOME HEAVY DUTY STUFF!!! H-HOW DID YOU FIND THIS?!?!
Fritz Smith: We Caught A Suspicious-Looking Man. Tried To Steal Some Divinium From DIV115 DEPOSIT 6. We Found This Stuff On His Corpse.
2012Commander: Yeah, And I Know How To Reverse Engineer This Stuff, But We Need Some Material.
General: What Is It?
2012Commander: Uranium-238.
---Scene Ends With General Leaving Room. Fritz Smith And 2012Commander Later Hired As U.S. Infantry---
Got A Little Tid-Bit Of The Past, Eh? But Anyway This Is My Best Friend Fritz Smith. The 57 Year Old Man Who Dyes His Hair Purple And Has Artificial Eyes, Has The Largest Ego In The World THAT GETS IN THE WAY OF HIS JOB!!! But Seriously, The Man's Pretty Smart. He'd Have To Be To Have A Job Like His. But Make Sure To Leave A Like And Subscribe For More Content Like This! Bye!
Fritz Smith 1999-2007
Fritz Smith 2007-PRESENT DAY
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