Description from original post (created 2016-02-03 19:06):
aaalllllright mmmorty, it-it seems we've landed hUUEERRRPere in some kinda-kindof block dimension. it's llike-like that game morty, that one game you got once couple of years ago. everything here's made out of little-little square blocks, even-even ourselves morty. that's right morty we don't even have ff-f-fingers. we're just- our hands are little STUMPS morty. wrap your little square walnut around that now morty, we've got a mission here, we've got a purpose, we have to harvest some of these ENDER PEARLS for my work. but they won't just be-these things don't just lie around morty, we gotta-we gotta nick em from the inhabitants of this place. the ender men morty. their eyes are made out of ender pearls morty, now hurry, we have to finish up this description quick or it'll end up like a poorly written fanfiction from 2006 you don't wanna know what htose are like mort