The grand aether knight who is now unemployed. THANKS NOTCH!

Description from original post (created 2011-10-23 15:34):

After Notch decided to Ignore the aether and create 'the end' this aspiring knight fell upon hard times, after all the nights dreaming of sky whales and friendly ghasts he was heart broken. He hit the booze, stayed in his 4by4 dirt house and only went outside If his house was blown up by a creeper as there was then no house to stay in. Then one night he has an idea! He would grief 'the end' till the end! He would kill every enderman he saw out of the corner of his eye by any means possible! So on the ghastly night of Halloween he set through the new portal and beat them with swords, shovels and his drunk and disorderly fists till all the endermen were gone! (although he couldn't tell as he couldn't look at them.) So he walked back through the portal with blood on his garments and pockets stuffed with ender pearls and vowed that he would return every Halloween to remind Notch that 'the end' sucks balls!