Creeper Spandex

Description from original post (created 2012-08-22 07:49):

Are you tired of creeper hoodies?
Yawn whenever you see a creeper sweatshirt?

Worry not, my dear friend. For today we bring to you, creeper spandex!
Stop feeling irritated by real clothes and feel free with creeper spandex today!

Made from 100% real creeper skin, this spandex is smooth and tight for a snug, comfortable fit.
But fret not, for all gunpowder has been removed from the creeper skin to prevent accidental explosions, for your safety is our number one priority!

Listen to some of our satisfied customers,

Dollars - It's just as comfortable as seal skin!

Ragnur Le Barbare - I've been wearing it all day, I've never felt so free!

Jesuitical - My girlfriend said it was stylish and made me look buff! She's ordering one for herself too!

korigon - I didn't even order the right size, but it still fit perfectly on my body!

Even Steve has kind words to say about our creeper spandex!

So, stop delaying!
Order today for the low low cost of only $25.68 USD!

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