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(created 2012-09-22 01:25):
Cthulu used to be an average squid, swimming through the seas of the Pacific. But, one day, a Japanese scientist was passing by on a fisherman's boat and happened to stop in the vicinity of the squid. The scientist's fisherman friend was a-fishing and Cthulu was hungry. When Cthulu saw the bait, he quickly snatched up the worm. Unfortunately, Cthulu was trapped. The fisherman had caught him. Most likely he'd be Kalamari. However, as Cthulu was afraid he would be made into seafood, the scientist saw him. Now the scientist said, "Fisherman, now look at that squid! He's no good! He's way too small!"
And the fisherman replied sarcastically, "Well maybe you could make him bigger!"
Of course, being a scientist, the scientist soon set to work, studying Cthulu in his water tank and contemplating how to make him bigger. Shortly, the fishing boat came into artic waters and the scientist saw a passing group of narwhals- the scariest beasts in the sea. He wondered, "Maybe the Narwhals can help me with my dilemna!"And he told this to the fisherman.
The fisherman then began trying to catch a narwhal, which is a near impossible task. After a fortnight of nonstop fishing in treacherous arctic waters, the fisherman finally caught a narwhal. And this wasn't any average joe narwhal, this was a huge papa narwhal with a 16-foot long horn! The scientist thanked the fisherman greatly and set to work.
The scientist took parts of the horn, the meat, the tail, but to no avail. Narwhals may be magical, but they don't make squids bigger. By this point, the narwhal was dead and the other narwhals were angry. They attacked the boat and it had to take shelter in a canadian port. The narwhals wouldn't go near the land and left the boat alone momentarily.
A few nights later, the fisherman had sold his goods, and the scientist was walking along the coast, still wondering how to make the squid bigger. Then, out of the blackness and twinkling stars, one star shot out from its place and flew across the sky. Quickly, the scientist shut his eyes and made a wish.
The scientest went to find the squid in the boat, but it was gone. The tank had bursted open, and water had poared onto the floor. Then, THUD!!!! Something smacked against the boat and hit it into the dock. The scientist turned around and there he was, except he was different. Cthulu had become a huge, giant squide, the size of a sperm whale! Cthulu had finally became a giant squid and the scientist rejoiced.
However, the narwhals were now furious. They came into the port and fought Cthulu valiantly. But Cthulu held his own and the narwhals held their own place. It was a standoff, a great battle. Cthulu tried to swat them with his arms, but their horns were too sharp. Cthulu fled into the open ocean, away from the narwhals, escaping almost unharmed.
Cthulu was freeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
However, the rivalry between the giant squid and the narwhals had just begun.
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